Look around, Eren
at all these big-ass trees
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is sand called sand because its between sea and land?

thats FUCKED

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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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me on the drive to school

me on the drive to school

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Skull in a salt lake.


Skull in a salt lake.

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Rowing in Twizel, New Zealand

Rowing in Twizel, New Zealand


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It was a moment Anthony Carbajal will never forget: standing on the stage of one of TV’s most popular talk shows, fighting for a cause that touches him and his family profoundly. All while his mom looked proudly on.

Watch Anthony and Ellen do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and see the full interview here.

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I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

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why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

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